Smirkantile

Funny Cards, Empathy Cards, Humorous Mugs, Snarky Gifts

Traverse City, Michigan

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Michael Jon Watt

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Announcement Funny, Sarcastic and Irreverent Greeting Cards, Encouragement Cards, Humorous Mugs, and Gifts created by Michael Jon Watt.

I design funny Birthday Cards, thoughtful Empathy Cards, and notes for every occasion, including: Christmas Cards, Father's and Mother's Day Cards, Anniversary Cards, Valentine’s Day Cards, Wedding Cards, LGBTQ Cards, and Just Because Cards.

I also make Funny Mugs and Snarky Gifts for your family and friends. Hilarious Cards for your mom, dad, husband, wife, best friend, family, boyfriend, girlfriend or coworkers. Funny sayings that will make you giggle. Witty words that will make you smirk.

Visit Transit Design, my other Etsy Shop:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TransitDesign

TransitDesign
Subway Art | Posters & Prints | Custom Pet Portraits | Farmhouse Decor

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Last updated on Jan 5, 2024

Funny, Sarcastic and Irreverent Greeting Cards, Encouragement Cards, Humorous Mugs, and Gifts created by Michael Jon Watt.

I design funny Birthday Cards, thoughtful Empathy Cards, and notes for every occasion, including: Christmas Cards, Father's and Mother's Day Cards, Anniversary Cards, Valentine’s Day Cards, Wedding Cards, LGBTQ Cards, and Just Because Cards.

I also make Funny Mugs and Snarky Gifts for your family and friends. Hilarious Cards for your mom, dad, husband, wife, best friend, family, boyfriend, girlfriend or coworkers. Funny sayings that will make you giggle. Witty words that will make you smirk.

Visit Transit Design, my other Etsy Shop:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/TransitDesign

TransitDesign
Subway Art | Posters & Prints | Custom Pet Portraits | Farmhouse Decor

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Kristin on Jan 26, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Smirkily yours with love from Virginia!

SET OF 5 CARDS | Your Choice of Assorted Cards, Funny Birthday Cards, Snarky Greeting Cards, Sarcastic Cards, Humorous Cards, Empathy Cards.

SET OF 5 CARDS | Your Choice of Assorted Cards, Funny Birthday Cards, Snarky Greeting Cards, Sarcastic Cards, Humorous Cards, Empathy Cards.
Keri on Dec 13, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Very nice! Will buy from again.

SET OF 10 Christmas Cards | Pack of 10 Holiday Cards, Choose Any of the Same Holiday Card, Blank Cards with Envelopes.

SET OF 10 Christmas Cards | Pack of 10 Holiday Cards, Choose Any of the Same Holiday Card, Blank Cards with Envelopes.
Keri on Dec 13, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Very nice! Will buy from again.

Don't You Wish | Funny Birthday Card for Friend, Snarky Birthday Card, Colorful Birthday Card for Friend, For Women, Old Age. B202

Don't You Wish | Funny Birthday Card for Friend, Snarky Birthday Card, Colorful Birthday Card for Friend, For Women, Old Age. B202
Keri on Dec 13, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Very nice! Will buy from again.

Dashing Through the Snow | Funny Christmas Card, Michigan Christmas, Minnesota Christmas, Wisconsin Christmas Card for Friend. C408

Dashing Through the Snow | Funny Christmas Card, Michigan Christmas, Minnesota Christmas, Wisconsin Christmas Card for Friend. C408
chereshk on Nov 19, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Second order from this store. Same great quality. Very pleased with my purchase again.

Dashing Through the Snow | Funny Christmas Card, Michigan Christmas, Minnesota Christmas, Wisconsin Christmas Card for Friend. C408

Dashing Through the Snow | Funny Christmas Card, Michigan Christmas, Minnesota Christmas, Wisconsin Christmas Card for Friend. C408
chereshk on Nov 10, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality product! I’m going to order some more.

Dashing Through the Snow | Funny Christmas Card, Michigan Christmas, Minnesota Christmas, Wisconsin Christmas Card for Friend. C408

Dashing Through the Snow | Funny Christmas Card, Michigan Christmas, Minnesota Christmas, Wisconsin Christmas Card for Friend. C408
Deb on Nov 3, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

This card is great! Love it thank you for the fast service I really appreciate it

Dashing Through The Snow | Funny Christmas Card, Michigan Christmas, Minnesota Christmas, Wisconsin Christmas Card For Friend. C408

Dashing Through The Snow | Funny Christmas Card, Michigan Christmas, Minnesota Christmas, Wisconsin Christmas Card For Friend. C408
Mary on Oct 31, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Super cute card! I love it!

Dashing Through the Snow | Funny Christmas Card, Michigan Christmas, Minnesota Christmas, Wisconsin Christmas Card for Friend. C408

Dashing Through the Snow | Funny Christmas Card, Michigan Christmas, Minnesota Christmas, Wisconsin Christmas Card for Friend. C408
ashley on Oct 26, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

the card is very nice quality

Grindr Date Gay Birthday Card, Inappropriate Card For Him, Funny Birthday Card, Gay Friend, Adult Humor For Boyfriend, Gay Brother. B210

Grindr Date Gay Birthday Card, Inappropriate Card For Him, Funny Birthday Card, Gay Friend, Adult Humor For Boyfriend, Gay Brother. B210
Christopher on Jun 5, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Such a funny card. I laugh every time I see it.

Grindr Date Gay Birthday Card, Inappropriate Card For Him, Funny Birthday Card, Gay Friend, Adult Humor For Boyfriend, Gay Brother. B210

Grindr Date Gay Birthday Card, Inappropriate Card For Him, Funny Birthday Card, Gay Friend, Adult Humor For Boyfriend, Gay Brother. B210

About Smirkantile

Sales 730

On Etsy since 2017

Laughing 'Til You Pee.

We all have that story: The time you and your friends got to laughing so hard that one of you peed your pants. For me, it was with three friends standing in front of the ice cream freezer at a local supermarket. It was late at night, we've known each other since high school and we hadn't seen each other for more than a year. We were telling jokes and reminiscing. The next thing we knew, we were clutching ourselves, trying to keep snot from running down our faces, laughing about who-knows-what – and then one of us peed. And there was no going back.

These are the moments that we love and remember most. Friendships. Family. Laughter.

I built Smirkantile around that idea – little gifts that make us laugh, or smirk. Sometimes inappropriate. Always funny. Mementos to celebrate our lives together. After all, who doesn't need a bit of levity these days?

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Michael Jon Watt

Owner, Designer

I love to laugh and play with words. Smirkantile was created for smiles. I'm a freelance graphic designer with clients across North America. I also own TransitDesign here on Etsy, where I sell personalized subway art and home decor.
Cooper

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Cooper personally inspects and approves each design with 2 paws up.

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NY, United States

My mugs are printed and fulfilled in the U.S. by my printing partner. Each item is made to order just for you and shipped in a secure package.
Printing Partner

United States

My mugs are printed and fulfilled in the U.S. by my printing partner. Each item is made to order just for you and shipped in a secure package.

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United States

My greeting cards are professionally printed here in the United States. Cards are printed on sturdy uncoated paper and packaged in a cello sleeve with envelope - or boxed if needed. My designs are not mass-produced and each item is made to order just for you.

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Last updated on Jul 15, 2017

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Smirkantile

Funny Cards, Empathy Cards, Humorous Mugs, Snarky Gifts

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Don't You Wish | Funny Birthday Card for Friend, Snarky Birthday Card, Colorful Birthday Card for Friend, For Women, Old Age. B202

SET OF 5 CARDS | Your Choice of Assorted Cards, Funny Birthday Cards, Snarky Greeting Cards, Sarcastic Cards, Humorous Cards, Empathy Cards.

Pretend I'm Listening | Mug With Funny Saying, Funny Coffee Lover Mug, Gift For Girlfriend, Gift For Boyfriend, Husband, Wife. 2093

Fuck This Shit Funny Greeting Card. Inappropriate Humorous Encouragement Card For Friend. Here for You. Hilarious Card. Encouraging. E101

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Retro Birthday Card, Funny Birthday Card, Pin Up, Sarcastic Card For Her, Card For Sister, Card For Best Friend, Humorous Greeting. R106

Retro Just For Fun Card, Sarcastic Friendship Card, Funny Card For Best Friend, Funny Sister, Card For Her, Thinking Of You, Snarky. R109

Retro Funny Xanax Card, Sarcastic Friendship Card, Best Friend Card, Funny Sister, Girlfriend, Card For Her, Thinking Of You. R105

Retro Funny Anniversary Card, Sarcastic Card Or Husband, For Wife, Card For Him, For Her. Couples Humor. R104

I’m Sorry Card, Funny Apology Card, Adult Humor, Forgive Me Card for Husband, Card for Wife, Card for Boyfriend, Card for Girlfriend. E105

Pet Loss Sympathy Card, Pet Grief, Loss Of Dog, Loss Of Cat, Pet Lover Condolences, I Loved You Best Poem, Dog Lover, Cat Lover. E112

You’ve Got This | Encouragement Card, New Job Card, Moving Card, Cancer Card, Encouraging Words, Support Card, Graduation Card. E108

The Word Moist | Funny Thinking Of You Card, Just Because Card, Hilarious Greeting Card for Funny Friend, Snarky Card, Humor. F206

Favorite Child Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card for Son, Birthday Card for Daughter, Humorous Card, Card from Mom, Card from Dad. B203

You’re Officially Vintage | Funny Birthday Card for Friend, Modern Birthday Card, Funny Friend, Age Joke, Humorous Birthday. B209

Funny Retro Birthday Card for Her, Sarcastic Birthday for Sister, for Best Friend, Humorous Card, 50s Fashion Illustration. R111

Don't You Wish | Funny Birthday Card for Friend, Snarky Birthday Card, Colorful Birthday Card for Friend, For Women, Old Age. B202

Tinder Date Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Inappropriate Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Sister, Adult Humor, Dating. B211

Grindr Date Gay Birthday Card, Inappropriate Card For Him, Funny Birthday Card, Gay Friend, Adult Humor For Boyfriend, Gay Brother. B210

BUY 4 GET 1 FREE | Set of 5 Cards, Variety Pack of 5, Humorous Greeting Card Assortment, Funny Birthday Cards, Snarky Cards by Smirkantile.

I Love You To The Moon | Funny Mug, Coffee Lover’s Gift, Love Mug, Humorous Coffee Mugs, Sassy Mugs, Sarcasm Mugs. 2091

Really Thoughtful | Humorous Birthday Card, Funny Friend Birthday, Card for Friend, Card for Him, Card for Her, Sarcastic Card. B207

I Adore You Mug | Valentines Day Mug, Gift for Husband, Gift for Wife, Valentine Gift For Mom, I Love You Coffee Mug. 2090

You're High Maintenance | Snarky Birthday Card for Girlfriend, Card for Boyfriend, Husband Birthday, Wife Birthday, Card for Her. B205

Sarcastic Birthday Card for Friend, Snarky Birthday Card for Girlfriend, Funny Friend Card, Rude Card, Karen Walker. B206

Officially Geriatric | Funny Birthday Card for Friend, Birthday Card for Dad, Card for Mom, Card for Grandparents, Snarky Humor. B204

Cheer Up It's Your Birthday | Sarcastic Birthday Card, Funny Birthday Card, Snarky Card for Him, Humorous Birthday, Funny Friend. B208

I Love You To The Moon Card | Funny Just Because Card For Husband, For Daughter, For Son, For Wife, Funny Love Card, Anniversary Card. F207

I’m Here For You | Sympathy Card, Empathy Card, Encouragement Card, Grief Card, Divorce Card, Thinking Of You, Card for Friend. E102

Throat Punch Card For Hard Times, Funny Break Up Card, Divorce Card, Funny Empathy Card, Encouraging Card, Snarky Card, Support Card. E106.

Fuck This Shit Funny Greeting Card. Inappropriate Humorous Encouragement Card For Friend. Here for You. Hilarious Card. Encouraging. E101

My Straight Soulmate | LGBTQ Friendship Card, Funny Gay Card, Love Card For Straight Friend, Snarky Greeting Card. F212

Pretend I'm Listening | Mug With Funny Saying, Funny Coffee Lover Mug, Gift For Girlfriend, Gift For Boyfriend, Husband, Wife. 2093

There Are No Words | Encouragement Card for Friend, Supportive Friendship Card, Grief Card, Grieving, Illness, Cancer, Divorce, Loss. E113

Everything Happens For A Reason | Funny Card, Mature Empathy Card For Friend, Difficult Times, Encouraging Words, Snarky Greeting Card. E109

Permission Slip Card | Encouraging Friendship Card, Encouragement, You Can Do This, Supportive, Single Mom, Dating Again, Divorce Card. W114

Comfort Zone Be Damned Card, You Can Do This Card, Encouraging Words, New Job Card, Words Of Encouragement Card, New Beginnings. E104

Missing You Card, Encouraging Words, Difficult Times, Card for Son, Daughter, Card for Friend, Thinking Of You, Empathy Card. E110

You're Always There For Me | Humorous Best Friend Card, Funny Friendship Card for Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife. Friend. F217

Nice TC You | Traverse City Mug, Michigan Gifts, Traverse City Gift, Michigan Souviners, National Cherry Festival. (2079)

Funny Thinking Of You Card, Just For Fun, Difficult Times, Humor, Friendship Card, Sarcastic Greeting Card For Friend, Coworker. F218